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A brief scene June 29, 2008

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This came to mind during my long car trek from Maryland to Tennessee, helping my best friend pack  up and move. 

Dylan stormed past everyone in the mess hall.  This whole mission had been absurd beyond the pale.  He burst into the HQ briefing room, interrupting the meeting going on there.   The General looked up and frowned once, “Captain Alexander, I thought you knew that your debriefing was at 20:00 tonight.  What is the meaning of this interruption?”

 

Dylan drew himself up, forcing himself to salute quickly and then reply civilly, “Sir, I apologize for the interruption, but it is with regret that I must tender my resignation effective immediately. The service has changed, Sir, and I feel it is no longer a place where I can be.”   He handed the general’s aide a slip of paper, saluted once more, and then did a quick about face and left the room.  Jacey, his first sergeant fell into step with him as he left the building.  “Matter resolved, sir?”  At Dylan’s continued silence, Jacey groaned internally, but kept his voice calm and even, “Sir?  You didn’t do something stupid, did you, sir?”     Dylan stopped short at this for all of  a second before continuing to where the rest of his people were  standing.   They  immediately jumped to attention when they spotted him.  “At ease, everyone,” Dylan said, waving them back to their seats.  Will looked up at him, “ What’re  we doing now, boss?”    Dylan took a deep breath, “That’ll be up to your new commander, I expect.”  At the shocked looks of his people, Dylan took a deep breath and looked them all in the face, “Due to some of the events that have occurred during this past mission,  I have resigned my commission.  I not longer feel that serving in this capacity is the right path for me.” He held up his hands to forestall any comments, “That being said, I would like to commend you all for your excellent service and your devotion.  I have never commanded such a finer bunch of people as I have with the people standing here in front of me,  It was a privilege and an honor to serve alongside you all.”     His troops to a man immediately stood and saluted him.   He proudly saluted them back.   It was Will who spoke next, “We’re with you, Sir. Wherever you go next, we’ll follow.” 

Book List Meme… June 26, 2008

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The Big Read thinks that the average adult has only read 6 of the top 100 books they’ve printed. Well let’s see.

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicise those you intend to read
3) Underline the books you LOVE.
4) Reprint this list in your own blog so we can try and track down these people who’ve read 6 and force books upon them ;-)

Is it bad, d’you think that I saw this list and immediately thought of 40+ books that I personally thought should have also been on here?

Where are my beloved Edgar Rice Burroughs?   My Upton Sinclair?  The rest of my favorite Alcott books?  Dumas wrote more than just these books listed here (including a fabulous one on the Borgias).   Where is Machiavelli’s the Prince???  Or Sun Tzu?

Where’s Sophocles?   Where is Homer?   Malory and TH White  should also be on here.

… I’m just saying…


1. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2. The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4. Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
5. To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6
. The Bible
7. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte

8. Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9. His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11.
Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13. Catch 22 – Joseph Heller
14.
Complete Works of Shakespeare (I haven’t read much of the poetry but I’ve read most of the plays)
15. Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier

16. The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17. Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18. Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19. The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20. Middlemarch – George Eliot
21. Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22. The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23. Bleak House – Charles Dickens

24. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26. Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27. Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28. Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
29. Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll (And Through the Looking Glass)
30. The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31. Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32. David Copperfield – Charles Dickens

33. Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34. Emma – Jane Austen
35. Persuasion – Jane Austen

36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37. The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39. Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40. Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41. Animal Farm – George Orwell
42. The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
43. One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving
45. The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46. Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47. Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48. The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49. Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50. Atonement – Ian McEwan
51. Life of Pi – Yann Martel
52. Dune – Frank Herbert
53. Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54. Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55. A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56. The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57. A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60. Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

61. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62. Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63. The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64. The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65. Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas

66. On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67. Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68. Bridget Jones’ Diary – Helen Fielding
69. Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70. Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72. Dracula – Bram Stoker

73. The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74. Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75. Ulysses – James Joyce
76. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77. Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78. Germinal – Emile Zola
79. Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80. Possession – AS Byatt
81. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

82. Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83. The Color Purple – Alice Walker
84. The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85. Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert

86. A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87. Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom
89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90. The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92. The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93. The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94. Watership Down – Richard Adams
95. A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
96. A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97. The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98. Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100. Les Miserables – Victor Hugo

World Building June 26, 2008

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Taking a small break from the topic of Characterization…we now turn to something just as much fun and complex.

World-building.

To debunk a few common misconceptions, first of all let me say that World-building is not solely directed for science-fiction/fantasy writers.   Worldbuilding is what you do when you decide that the place you’re writng about has two supermarkets who are highly competitive with each other,  when you decide that  Character  X’s house has two bedrooms but three bathrooms and a combination living/dining room.  World-building happens when you set the guidelines for how this place works.  Why you only wear the purple on  Sundays and why there are only certain types of music allowed.    These details lend a certain air of reality to your place and they help keep consistency flowing.

So world-building is actually pretty essential to your writing.

How much or how little you do is really up to you.  I generally will start with a few ironclad rules I’d like my characters to live by and expand out from there.

Here are some truly excellent links for world-building.  Granted some of them are geared more towards scifi/fantasy but they can be used for any genre you wish.  Most of the generic questions can be modified to reflect your particular genre.

Fantasy Worldbuilding Questions by Patricia C. Wrede

Worldbuilding Portal

Worldbuilding: Constructing a SF Universe

Little Details June 18, 2008

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Little details are important when you build your characters, they help to lend credence to your characters, make them more believable. This advice holds true for both original/personal characters and fanfiction characters.

All characters are original, even in fanfiction. By this I mean that one person’s take on a certain character is not the same as another person’s might be. Synecdochic has written a wonderful piece on this here.   I can’t really recommend this piece high enough, not only is Synecdochic a brilliantly gifted writer, but her meta writing pieces are some of the best and most informative  advice I have  read.

Check it out.

Character Profiles: Start to Finish June 17, 2008

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Here’s an example of a character that I created for one of my various and sundry Role Playing Games. Granted not everything on the character resume was filled out, but here was the process I went through to help bring her to life.

The game I was joining was all about reincarnated deities in human bodies, and at the time that I joined, there weren’t any Celtic deities. So I decided to fill out the application for one of my favorite Celtic deities, Morrigan. The Application was relatively simple.

So I decided right off the bat that I was going to make the character female and also college age. After going through a couple of name sites (babynames.com and also Behind the Name) I decided on the name, Ceara Nerys Whitfield. Ceara means Spear in Gaelic and Nerys is Welsh for Lady, both meaning I thought fit the deity quite well. The last name was something that randomly popped into my head.

Now she had a name. As I started thinking over her character and backstory a little more, I came to the conclusion that she’s a brunette with brown eyes who is more or less average height and on the slim side of things. As I mulled things over more and more, little snippets started to come together.

She was born on October 31, 1985 which is also the date of the Celtic calendar feast, Samhain, which traditionally begins their year. Children born on this day tend to be special in some way. As soon as I got this, I also decided on her family background.

Ceara is an only child born to older parents. Her father was an attaché to the US Consulate in Edinburgh; her mother was a social butterfly inside local circles. After retiring from his government job, Ceara’s father, Dustin now works for a small college, teaching international relations and political science. Grandparents Jake and Misty (paternal side) are cattle ranchers in New Mexico.

From her family background, I was also able to isolate/define some of her major strengths and weaknesses, both as the human self and as the deity.

Weaknesses: Has trouble opening up in relationships, big social settings tend to make her nervous because she got lost at one when she was six. She’s also a bit of a firecracker and doesn’t always think her actions through before doing them.

Strengths: Battle goddess, goddess of nature and sovereignty, highly developed martial skills, gifted with very good strategy skills. Has a certain affinity for ravens and cattle. Also has prophetic foresight, the ability to cast spells, and the powers to transform her self into a bird, fish, or animal, and from a beautiful young girl into a hag. Prefers psychological warfare to actual combat.

This information gave me more of what I needed to get inside this character’s head a little more and from this and the family information, I was able to get more of a “feel” so to speak for her personality.

Ceara’s personality is quirky, she’s sometimes quiet, sometimes bubbly. She got a twisted sense of humor that is sometimes very violent. She hates really deep psychological dramas and Virginia Woolf-esque novels. She also despises people who don’t say what they mean and she tries to stay as far away from her parents’ world as possible. She’s very extroverted.

As soon as I got that far, some other parts started to fall into place. Her hobbies are fencing, riding, and martial arts. With that in mind, I was able to extrapolate the sense that Ceara is very much a tomboy and resented being forced into doing some of the more girly things that her mother insisted she do as a small child.

I went further, bringing events up to more recent times. Presently, Ceara is a college student at University of Maryland, College Park. Her grandparents made her a deal that they would pay for college as long as she chose a US school to attend. This freed her to choose whatever major she wanted to do, not having to rely on her parents’ funding (which would have definitely come with strings) She is studying engineering as a major and military history as a minor. Her particular choice of major and her reluctance to follow in her father’s footsteps as a PoliSci major and potential diplomat and her refusal to attend all of the big social events and secure herself what her mother would call, “a brilliant match” have severely disappointed both parents. Her relationship with them with is cordial at best.

Ceara, however is secure in her grandparents’ good opinions and both of them have expressed a desire to see her doing something she really cares about. For fun she’s rebuilding/restoring an old hot rod she’s gotten from a friend of her father’s as well as working on her fencing and martial arts skills.

Ceara likes to divide her time between the DC/ Metro area (while in school) and her grandparents’ ranch in New Mexico (for holidays and breaks).

The general deity history was easily taken from Wikipedia and Encyclopedia Mythica.

The final step in creating the initial character was deciding if she knew about her deity self (yes, it was revealed to her slowly over time) and who I would use in her icons (not necessary but still fun, I chose Summer Glau).

Then I added my Role-playing Sample and sent off the Application.

The Waiting Game (Blog Like It’s The End Of The World 2008) June 13, 2008

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Inspired by this and a phrase used by a classmate in a screenplay/playwriting class.

I couldn’t believe it. I mean after all those years what my crazy relatives had said was true after all.

I never ever thought I’d be grateful for Uncle George’s “gift” of that bomb shelter in my backyard (built and installed the whole thing himself). Or for Aunt Sassy’s insistence that it always be stocked with six months worth of canned goods. Uncle Frank’s work with making it more livable was fascinating and the tweaking Cousin Carl did so that I could have all the amenities of Cable, Internet, and phone was brilliant.

But last night Zombies started coming out of the woodworks. I’ve no idea why or how they came into being, but their infection is spreading rapidly all over the world.

Jim, Anna, and I managed to get into the shelter before any of our neighbors could infect us. Our friend, Caitlin had called us to let us know she was safe and had taken out a couple of them before she’d finally found a good place to hole up for a while.

Jim made a crack about us being the last sane people on the planet. Anna and I told him that no matter what he thought, he still wasn’t going to score until this crisis was either over or we had a better handle of the situation.

He sulked for a while before he discovered the armory built in by Uncle Jake. Uncle Jake was one of the saner crazy relatives, which I believe was on account that he wasn’t bloodkin but just someone we’d adopted along the way. They all checked in too, we had our own personal set of Usenet forums and we were all safe. Extended family too, which made Jim scowl slightly, as he well knows the extended family is well over 4000 bodies.

He’d really thought this zombie invasion was his golden opportunity to sleep with one of us. He still doesn’t know that the only reason that keeping us from doing it is cause on Anna’s part, she’s got a boy of her own and me? I’m holding out 3 more weeks until my 30′th birthday and then I’ll happily concede to whatever the boy wants. Just a small matter of 50 thousand dollars and a familywide bet that before I hit 30, some boy will get me to settle down and marry. If’n I last till 30, all that money is mine and I intend to claim that pot. I haven’t told him, it’ll just drive him nuts. It’s a good nestegg too, especially since the family wealth has now been transferred out of the banks and into gold or cash monies by now.

We thought out the whole ending of the world thing and decided to come up with an action plan in the unlikely event it happened. So we’ll be properly set up and ready to start over again when we have to.

We just have to wait the zombies out. They’ll start turning on each other soon, once they’ve infected all the humans they can. Once they start ripping each other apart, it’ll be easier to go out and grab any supplies needed and then make it back. Uncle George (the other one) says he’s confident that the human race can outthink and therefore defeat these “flesh-eating soldiers of Satan.” I kinda think he’s right.

It’s all a waiting game now.

Prompt Writing June 9, 2008

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Another good way to get the writing juices flowing is to write something based off of a writing prompt. This prompt can be anything from a random word to a poem or song lyric to an interesting quote. Or it can be more elaborate and describe a situation in which you write about your character’s reactions to that situation. How they handle it or don’t as the case may be.

They’re for the most part fun and easy ways to get your feet wet. This is one I did for my Project Thalion universe, a challenge I joined on LiveJournal to write 100 (100 word minimum) original fiction prompts based off a chart of 100 one word prompts.

Title: Crimson Tint
‘Fandom’: Project Thalion/The Last Stand
Claim: General
Prompt: 011. Red
Word Count: 387 words
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Bastien’s POV after a major battle near the end of the war
Author’s Notes: The quote at the beginning is from Kipling’s Song of the Dead.


If blood be the price of admiralty…

Bastien looked outside the window, staring unblinkingly at the colorful horizon. They’d won this round, he mused detachedly as he watched as the Sorters began to identify and carry the corpses off of the field. It had cost them dearly, but they’d won this round.

Bastien looked around at the scattered soldiers coming back to the camp, looked at their tired, careworn faces, smudged with the filth of battle. It had been a surprise attack on one of the largest of the Indori outposts, third only to Treetown and Indor itself. No one had seen this coming, it was a desperate move of someone who knew that all had been lost. Still the same, the victory had been dearly bought. Two hundred of their soldiers were now either dead or wounded in some way. Two hundred of their Coalition forces that they could barely afford to have out of commission. A good twenty of that two hundred had been officers and two of them, Mikayla and Oriana were part of the Coalition Command Staff. Oriana was Sulwyn’s aunt and Mikayla had come in with the first group of Litchfield-ites. Those were just two of the many familiar names that were now on the ever growing list of casualties.

The sun was setting now, the brilliant sunset with it’s oranges, pinks, and reds highlighting the fields of Naroth. Once lush with green, the fields were now tinted crimson from all of the blood spilled that day. It was times like this that he hated the blood, the flowing scarlet that called and sang to him the stories of the fallen. He turned his head slightly, seeing the filthy faces of his brother, Sirius, and Iggy as they walked back from surveying the damage done. They taken quite a beating, but as he heard one of them point out as they passed him by, it could have been a lot worse then it had been. They had been caught by surprise, yes, but not unprepared. The weighty feel of his elder brother’s hand as it quickly squeezed his shoulder before continuing on reminded the young empath that not all blood was bad and so Bastien once again lifted his head to contemplate the skies, this time with a smile on his face.

Character Archetypes June 6, 2008

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These are fun.

Amazingly so at times and hella frustrating at others.

Strictly speaking, they are merely a defining example of a personality type.

When it comes to you and your story however, inevitably your character will fall into an archetype or be classified as one. This is a good thing. There is an intrinsic value in using archetypal characters in your story. Most of the value comes from the fact that becuase the characters fall into one archetype or another, a large group of people will be able to unconsciously recognize the archetype, and thus the motivations, behind the character’s behavior.

This is a good thing, it can give you a pre-set list of characteristics and behaviors that your character can exhibit.

Joseph Campbell’s Hero with a Thousand Faces is an excellent treatise to read on character archetypes as well as the mythic structure of the monomyth. Some of the most common Archetypes you’ll find out there are these:

  • Hero – often the protagonist. Luke Skywalker and Aragorn are good examples.
  • Mentor – the person who initially guides the Hero. Obi Wan Kenobi, Gandalf, Merlin
  • Trickster – They can be good or bad, but they always shake things up. Loki, Kokopelli
  • Villain/Shadow – The darker side of what the Hero could be. Darth Vader, Sauron, Mordred

These are four of the most common types seen in fiction. But these are by no means the be all end all of archetypes – there are several more for you to choose from, should you so desire. Some of my personal favorite archetypes can be found here. This site has 12 archetypes and the author of the site has gone into good detail of what being such and such archetype entails.

Characterization June 3, 2008

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This is a relatively huge topic. Therefore there will likely be many different posts on this subject.

Let’s get one thing straight right now. Characters are the soul of your story. They are what makes the rest of it work. Amazing plots and subplots are part of it, sure, but they won’t work without the characters to go along with them. People will remember characters, they don’t always remember plot or book titles. You want to make your characters as lifelike as possible, give them a vividness that will stick in people’s minds.

So how do you go about creating these characters, these people that your story is based around? And I do encourage you to think of them as just that, people. They may not exist anywhere else but in your head or on the page, but they are people.

Good characterization all stems from how well you know a character and also what the situation you are putting them in is. Another factor to consider is if you are writing something original or something based off of something else or using someone else’s characters (fanfiction for example). The amount of work you have to do for each one differs slightly. With fanfiction, you are playing with characters that have already been established; they already have some sort of shape/ form to them. You have previously dictated material to draw from, which can make it either easier for you or harder, depending on the character and the type of story you’re writing.

With original fiction, you are literally starting from the ground up. This is easier in a sense, because there are no predefined limitations or behaviors that you have to include. It is also harder because you yourself must decide what the limitations/behaviors have to be, which can be tricky.

First things first, how in the sam heck do you build these fictional people, these characters in the first place?

It will differ for everyone. Your mileage can (and will) vary. No one person I know that writes comes up with characters in the exact same way. A lot of it can depend on the character too. In my own experience with writing fiction, I have had characters spring fully formed into my brain, I’ve had characters that I had no idea what to do with until I started exploring more into what I was going to be writing, I had have secondary characters mature and take on more integral roles that those that I initially had envisioned for them, I’ve had characters that consisted of just a name and they’ve blossomed as I’ve written them, I have had characters with no name until halfway through the story and the list goes on.

The really important thing is that for your characters to be percieved as true and authentic people, you need to think of them as just that. They are their own entity almost, with thoughts and emotions and barriers and issues all their own. And that’s okay.

Figuring out the bare bones sketch of a character, I generally start by filling in a sheet that looks something like this.

The Character Résumé

One useful way to learn more about your characters is to fill out a “résumé” for them—at least for the more important ones. Such a résumé might include the following information:

Physiology:

Age:
Sex:
Height:
Weight:
Hair & Eye Color:
Posture:
Appearance:
Defects:
Heredity:

Mode of Dress:

Sociology:

Class:
Occupation:

Job-Related Skills:
Education:
Home Life:
Religion:
Race:
Nationality:
Political:
Amusements:
Hobbies:

Psychology:

Sex Life:
Moral Standards:
Ambitions:
Ambition Level:
Temperament:

Sense of Humor:
Complexes:
Obsessions:
Inhibitions:
Superstitions:
Phobias:
Introvert:
Extrovert:
Abilities/Talents:
Qualities:
IQ:

Attitude Towards Life:

Attitude Towards Death:

Philosophy of Life (in one sentence):

Most Painful Moment/Disappointment:

Most Instructive/Meaningful Experience:

Trouble with Authority:

Character’s Role in the Story:

Character’s Storyline:

Character’s Motivation(s):

After I have this completed, then I start going into all of the finer details. Specific memories from their past, favorite ice cream types, what they wore to the Jimmy Buffett concert they attended, that sort of thing. The list is long ( and it could be much much longer – this is an abbreviated version).   But filling out one of these takes you the first couple of steps into making your characters as vivid as they can be.

2:50 A.M. June 3, 2008

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“Waaaahhhhhhhhhh” The piercing scream rang through the night. In the room next door, a man stifled a smile as his wife turned to face him and with her eyes still shut, said in a slightly accusatory, half-sleepy tone of voice, “He’s your son.”

The man could not keep the grin from his face as he lazily replied, “As I recall, love, he’s just as much your son as he is mine. More so even, for as you continually remind me, it wasn’t me who brought him into this world.”

He shifted positions just in time to avoid being smacked by his wife. He quickly grabbed her wrists and pinned them above her head with one of his hands. “Care to make your case, love?” he asked with that guileless air that irritated the dickens out of her.

She scowled up at him and then after a moment or two answered, “Let’s see, shall we? He prefers the oddest, most ungodly hours of the night-…”

“You, sweetheart, all you” He broke in, smirking. He’d known she wouldn’t be able to resist a challenge.

She continued on, ignoring her smirking husband, “…-Is not happy when he is not being held or touched in some way…”

“Um-hm” he murmured, slightly distracted at the sleepily pensive look on her face that was so appealing.

She went on, noticing her husband’s distraction, “Cannot, for the life of him, manage to sit still for longer than two minutes at the most. That’s some feat for a just barely six-month old.”

He chuckled, recalling the day before where they had turned around for barely a minute and had turned back only to see their son industriously trying to make it to the front door, “That’s equal parts you and me, love.”

“Tends to gravitate towards the opposite sex. He’s an outrageous flirt too.”

He mock-pouted, “Love, I’m deeply wounded. You know there’s no other woman in the world for me but you.”

“I realize that, you prat, but by all that is good in this world, was it really necessary for him to inherit your insatiable nature?”

He grinned proudly, “He just knows a good thing when he sees one, love.”

She lay there silently, one eyebrow raised while her husband processed what he had just said. After a moment or two, realization dawned and he sighed as he looked down at his smirking wife. He chuckled resignedly, “I do believe you may actually be correct, love. Our little munchkin does take after his dear old dad remarkably.”

She twisted out of his grasp as they heard the next wail coming from the nursery. “The prosecution rests. He’s your son.”